January 2010
5 posts
New year...new theme
I also downloaded the tumblr app to my iPhone. I think I’m going to do 365. Just a few days late :)
when a bot fails the turing test, a fairy gets its...
eileen says: hi
resolve says: hey
who is this?
eileen says: hi how are you today?
resolve says: tired i guess
eileen says: my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
resolve says: you're a spambot aren't you
eileen says: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
resolve says: turing test fail
sigh
eileen says: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
resolve says: this is ridiculous
i feel like someone is actually punching my brain right now
eileen says: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [URL REMOVED] fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
resolve says: SIGH
this doesn't even make any sense
eileen says: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
resolve says: surely this doesn't work on anyone?
eileen says: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
resolve says: ive had pets that have taken longer to fail the turing test than you
eileen says: brb soon this is where i got those free movies [URL REMOVED]
resolve says: -_-
So did you get your free porn?
“Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via jacquelyn-good) (via leighadiemler)
For the first time in my life… I do not believe this statement: